Get to know me and see if I can help.

I AM: Liberal| Affirming| Body-Positive

Welcome to 

Crystal Saiyge Consulting, llc

My journey began as a bossy 10 year-old writer in the DMV. Fast-forward to my teen years, and I was an art student at St. John's College High School in Dc, making found-object sculptures and poetry. My time was divided between volleyball and art until I graduated college. 

In my 20s, I was a Communications student at Cheyney University of PA.

( the first HBCU)

Graduating 7th in my class of 200, I skipped off with a Bachelor of Arts, lots of honor cords and awards. 

I, then, worked as a live-in counselor at a group home before going to graduate school.

I dabbled in anthropology, neuroscience, and first amendment law at American University and the Newseum's Religious Freedom Institute, respectively. 

I eventually graduated from Wesley Seminary with a Masters of Theological Studies. My thesis was an ethnography on the God-brain and the religiosity of Black women.

I can be found on file in Wesley's library. 

I spent my 3 years in seminary as an organizer-activist-minister at The Sanctuaries, Dc which was an interfaith non-non-profit for social justice, arts and spirituality. This picture <-- is at an laid-back church type of event I led with my partners and was eventually filmed by CBS in a special called Faith, Spirituality, and the Future. 

Now I am an itinerant minister in the Unitarian Universalist faith which is a big group of seekers that is united by commitment instead of doctrines.

I specifically am agnostic and practice Buddhism, while people surrounding me can be anything from Orthodox Jewish to Atheist. We celebrate everyone's faith together. 

I consult across various disciplines

(check out my long-term client/ company that I run Lumbricina.org) and do seasonal work as a recreation speciality instructor for the Parks &Rec Dept. 

I have two kiddos and a husband, which remains my favorite ministry. 


Crystal Saiyge Services

Discounts available for marginilized folx: woman-owned, queer-owned, black-owned, first nation/indigenous owned, 

s*x worker-owned, and not-for profit organizations.  

General Consulting

Multifaceted guidance with an optional short-summary report generated at no additional cost. 


Areas include Communications, 

Interfaith Theology/ Ministry, Microplastics, and White Allyship*.


If you would like to brainstorm issues or topics in those areas,

I offer my ear and my rolodex at $150/hr

(1/2 hour minimum )


Meetings are offered virtually.

I require face-to-face interaction for maximum interpersonal connection and rapport. 

You will be lightly screened before receiving an invite to chat to protect us both from online intruders.

*diversity consulting is $250/hr

Public Speaking

Available for single-events, conferences, keynote speaking, or instructing in higher-education.

Price Will Vary

All budgets welcome.


In addition, I offer pulpit supply for religious settings that are interfaith only. This includes humanist congregations and ethical societies.

I charge standard rate for my affiliating body (Unitarian Universalist Association).

ALL VIRTUAL until 2021

Custom Retreats & Workshops

Workplace issues?

Need a morale boost? 

1-day or 3-day retreats are available (virtual) and will be designed for your company after a free 30-minute consultation. 

The goal can be to connect as a team, to learn new things, or to learn how to speak to one another with more effectiveness.

(Hands-on art, religious rituals, bonding after conflict, coping after losing a team member etc.) 

Sliding Scale (starts at $500)

ALL VIRTUAL until 2021

Did I Mention Web Design ?

That's right! designed this entire site and many others.

Click these for more samples or drop me a line to get started.             I work with all budgets.



If you came to learn more about my  White Ally Bootcamp aka W.A.B.

then please jump over to the information corner when you're done browsing this beautiful page. 


Are you here to learn how to LOVE  into a peaceful existence? More info here.

                                Class Dates:  Oct 27, Nov 3, Nov 10, Nov 17  at 6:30pm   on  ZOOM


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