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Every 3rd Friday - 8p est - until

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Crystal Saiyge's Chapel

Traplain
(Trap Chaplain)

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#ChurchoftheBando

 December 27, 2024 | 8p - Until
Frequent questions & Answers:

When: Every 3rd Friday, 8pm EST UNTIL

Join us for the turn-up of the month. You know full well you do not have prior plans -- we don't want to hear it. See you there.
Call in from your phone or hop on when you get home, feel me? 

What:
Sometimes we do Trap Karaoke, sometimes we do
Trap-Country or some other theme based on the holidays. It's wild... and adult only. I suggest headphones if your kids are up. Sorry but we be cursing and scantily clad.... If you have time preferences because of kiddos, please leave me a note below. (NOTE: TRAP COUNTRY MOST OF 2024. Practice your Cowboy Carter)

Where:
Sign-Up below for any of the upcoming events and you will be emailed the deets for the online location.

Why is it Black-Only?

Because :).


Note about the use of language as liberation:
Please be advised that this is not a space where language is policed. If you are uncomfortable with AAVE/Ebonics that is used in Black music, ie. "go crazy", "standing on bidness", "imma spazz on this track", this would not be a comfortable space for you. Policing language that is still being used by people in the persuit of freedom is colonization. 

To Join

STEP 2 AFTER PATREON (or at same time)
It's the Trap for me.

Minister Crystal Saiyge, Traplain
Trap Chaplain of
#Church of the Bando

Thank you, friend!

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